10.01.08

Obama’s Sunday School Sing-Along

Posted in Distractions, Poetry, Politics, Rants at 11:22 am by Sulla

Wow.

The now-notorious video of the Obama Youth Choir singing paeons to their new hopeychangey overlord has caused quite a stir. The scene hadn’t even shifted to the Kool-aid drinking parents waving their hands in epiphaniste euphoria before the name “Dear Leader” sprang to mind. My days in Korea were filled with propaganda like this, shown by the South Koreans to underscore the brainwashing their northern brethren were condemned to endure.

Others pulled out the Hitler Youth clip from Carousel, a truly creepy scene. Indeed, “creepy” was the word of the day as the video went viral. “Children of the Corn,” “Village of the Damned,” “Pod People,” you name it. Even the non-insane Left was creeped out by the vapid acolytes worshiping in song and cypto-Hula.

The Messianic iconography already applied to His Celestial Barackness has been disturbing enough – halos, the Guevara-esque CHANGE posters, the white-clad Venus de Chicago emerging from the waters accompanied by doves – but bringing children into the mix may be the moment the Obama Movement officially nuked the fridge.

Naturally, I want to encourage this disgusting behavior, so even the most dedicated anti-McCain/Palin type (of every party) will get the point that this is not just an election for some people, but an actual MOVEMENT designed to heal the planet and cast the evildoers (e.g. people not drinking the Obama-ade) into outer darkness, where there will be no more gnashing of teeth thanks to the resurrected (get it?) Fairness Doctrine.

Whether or not Barack believes his own PR, he does little to dissuade it. He’s happy to exploit the gullible rubes, the lost and adrift looking for something to believe in, and give them B.O. as the Way, the Truth, and the Light.

Just in case sanity and self-preservation does NOT prevail next month, I guess it’s never too early to capitalize on the coming revamp of the hymnals, starting (naturally) with the kids’ sunday school songbooks.

I have a modest example here.

He’s got the whole Party … in his hands
He’s got the Democratic Party … in his hands
He’s got the only sanctioned Party … in his hands
He’s got the whole world in his hands

He’s got the TV networks … in his hands
He’s got the cable news networks … in his hands
He’s got the history networks … in his hands
He’s got the whole world in his hands

He’s got the little bitty babies … in his hands
He’s got the terminated cell clumps … in his hands
He’s got the eugenics program … in his hands
He’s got the whole world in his hands

He’s got the Euroweenies … in his hands
He’s got the Asian commies … in his hands
He’s got the African tyrants … in his hands
He’s got the whole world in his hands

he’s got the hearts of many … in his hands
He’s got the minds of many … in his hands
He’s got the balls of everyone … in his hands
He’s got our jewels in his hands

Submissions welcome. I for one welcome our new Obama overlords…

24 Comments »

  1. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    murmer*murmer*

    gnash*gnash*

    *************************

    When teh Party gets together, after evening work is done…
    Then we fill out registrations for the dead and everyone.

    Then Joe Biden tell the story…
    Michelle leads in a song…

    And it seems that nothing in O’world could possibly go wrong!

  2. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    There is beauty all around
    When Barrak’s our home.
    There is joy in every sound
    When Barrak’s our home.

    Peace and plenty here abide,
    Pod people on every side.
    Time doth softly sweetly glide
    When Barrak’s our home

  3. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Needs work, Sulla.

  4. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    You’re on a TEAR, Harper!

    I will only say that Honey was beating me liberally about the face and neck – while driving! – as the idea for this post came to me.

    I will burn in the fires of Obamatory for this, I’m sure.

  5. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Note to self: don’t mangle Honey’s beloved Sunday School hymns when she’s in a position to slap me silly.

    Barack loves me, this I know
    For the Party tells me so…

  6. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    The world has need of willing men
    To bear Obama’s zeal.
    Let all enlightened beings join in
    Put your shoulder to the wheel!

    Put your shoulder to the wheel, push along.
    Heal the planet with a heart full of song!
    We all have work.
    Let no one shirk.
    Put your shoulder to the wheel.

    *Ok, this one begs for the Sulla touch, Sir. I hope I’ve now got a few primary songs stuck in your head that you’ll have to attend to. Rewrite away!! *

  7. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Honey! This is the most fun I’ve had all day, Ma’am!!

    I’ll check back later to see what delicious damage you’ve done, Sulla. Thank you!

  8. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    We are three…
    We are three…
    We can sing for Obamatory…..

    ok. I’ll stop now. Don’t hurt me, Honey!! heh

  9. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Thursday next is a special day
    We’re beginning to look just like Carthage.
    We’ll vote bail outs
    and we’ll vote in two states
    So we won’t have to pay our own mortgage.

  10. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    This just in from the Obama camp:

    These are not the Obama Youth I thought I knew.

  11. Paddy OFurnijur said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Onward Obama children, marching with Al Gore,
    With the light of the True One, going on before.
    Barack our shining master, leads us from the rear;
    We’ll wipe out all dissension, let us make that clear!

    Onward Obama children, marching as to war,
    With the light of Obama, going on before.

  12. Paddy OFurnijur said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    [hold hands above head, forming an "O"]
    This little light of mine
    He’s gonna let it shine!
    This little light of mine
    He’s gonna let it shine!
    Let it shine!
    Let it shine!
    Let it shine!

    [make "O" symbol behind back]
    Hide it under George Bush? Oh No!
    He’s gonna let it shine!
    Hide it under George Bush? Oh No!
    He’s gonna let it shine!
    Let it shine!
    Let it shine!
    Let it shine!

    [hold "O" in front of face and blow through "O"]
    Won’t let Hillary blow it out!
    He’s gonna make it shine!
    Won’t let Hillary blow it out!
    He’s gonna make it shine!
    Make it shine!
    Make it shine!
    Make it shine!

  13. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    I just KNEW Paddy couldn’t resist!

    Great stuff!

  14. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    “Give,” said Obama’s team
    “Give,” “o give,”
    “Give and Live!”
    “Give!” raged Obama’s team
    “Or our planet will not heal!”

    It’s dumb, we know
    But just ask Big O
    There is so much more to steal

    Screaming, screaming all the way
    Give away, he gave away
    Screaming, screaming all the way
    So much giv’n away

  15. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Hope and Change are all around
    With Barack we’re home!
    Healing Earth’s a pleasing sound
    Now that O’s at home

    Now the Euros take our side
    Mac and Palin we deride
    Sure, he took us for a ride
    But at least he’s home

    Barack’s home
    Is our home
    We’ll keep cheering ’til we die
    Or escape to Nome

  16. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    We are all enlisted in Obama’s crusade
    Happy are we! Happy are we!
    Earth is in a crisis from the mess Bush has made
    We shall hug and heal it by and by

    Look at the waters, watch them recede
    Look at the rich folks, how green they bleed!
    Barack’s our mentor, savior, and sage
    We’re joyfully, joyfully, taking back our home

    We’ve all been conscripted by the Barack regime
    So screwed are we! So screwed are we!
    We used to be Republicans; “take one for the team!”
    We shall surely snuff it by and by

  17. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Once there was an O man, O man, O man,
    Once there was O man, tall, tall, tall. (reach to the ceiling)

    In the run he gaffed-ed, gaffed-ed, gaffed-ed,
    Wither reputation? Small, small, small. (pretend to melt)

  18. X_LA_Native said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    ::blink rapidly::
    Y’all are a scary bunch…

  19. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Sorry X!

  20. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Well, there goes my invite to the inaugurOtion.

  21. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Very nice Paddy.

    Sulla, you’ve done yourself proud. Those are not the primary songs I knew….and I can’t wait to share them with my mum. She’s gonna love them. She’s a-skeered of the O.

    I especially like “Give said the little Stream.”

    no! no! I like “Love at home” better!

    No! I can’t decide! I like….I like…I like…

    wut?

  22. Sulla said,

    October 1, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    thanks, Harper.

    Will you protect me when Honey sees these? I fear I’m gettin’ a whippin’.

  23. Teh Plague Fairy said,

    October 9, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    No! I like “love at home” best!

    no…no…no…*helplessly laughing*

    It’s definitely “happy are we”!

    at least for today

  24. Fatwa Arbuckle said,

    October 10, 2008 at 5:22 am

    Sorry to be late to this particular party (especially with sub-standard snark), but whadda ya gonna do?

    ========================

    If you come from Chicagoland:
    Let dead people vote!
    And give ACORN 800 grand;
    Let dead people vote!

    Throw down, Barry
    Go to Ohio land
    Tell ol’ Jennifer
    To let dead people vote!

    If you’re endorsed by Farrakhan:
    Let dead people vote!
    Cast several ballots, ’cause you can
    Let dead people vote!

    [chorus]

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